Just Call Me Lindsay

And because Lindsay Lohan needed more reasons for America to hate her...

She has requested to drop the last name and from this day forward, only be referred to as 'Lindsay.'

First of all, how dare you. 

Who does she think she is, PRINCE?

Secondly, the whole, using one name thing really doesn't work if you have one of the most popular names in America. I'm just saying, I'm not sure there's a lot of Gaga Smiths or Madonna Joneses out there. For example --

Did you hear about Jessica? 

Jessica who? 

Did you hear about Ashley?

Ashley who? 

The only instance where this works is for Britney. Because we all know there's only one Britney who really matters.

 

And there will never be another Britney. She's all we need and more than we can handle.

So just stop, Lindsay Lohan. Stop. 

Can we please bring back the red headed Lindsay Lohan from Mean Girls? 

The Lindsay Lohan who wasn't a pretend lesbian, didn't steal or drink and drive, and didn't have a coke problem?

 

I had no idea I was this invested in LL until her untimely name change. 

I'm more pissed about this then her half a dozen arrests. 


Happy Friday!