Friday, June 17, 2011

Twatter

I got a Twitter. 



And I'm probably going to sound like I'm 108 years old when I say this but, I feel the same way about Twitter that I do about DVR.

10 percent useful and 90 percent a total cluster fuck. 

I don't understand a freaking thing and and black out trying to figure out how it works and typically just end up giving up entirely. What is the meaning of this?

WHATEVER. I'll watch the fucking commercials. I lived without it before, I can live with it now.

Difference is, now I pay for it. Served.


The other day. boyfriend was on my DVR trying to record man shows like Deadliest Catch and Orange County Choppers and I was in AWE at how quickly he navigated through...truly shocked. Who taught you this? Was there a college course for DVR?

So he goes to the part where it shows you 'my recordings' and I'm all whoaaaa and then the screen pops up and its like 57 recordings of the same episode of Bethenny Ever After




As a side note, if I watch one more episode of Deadliest Catch, I'm going to throw myself down the stairs.


Anyway, I got Twitter so that I can have another avenue to stalk the Kardashians promote the blog. 


Right off the bat, I followed the entire Kardashian Klan (too many Ks? is that too insensitive after the white comment?) yes, including Rob.


Katy Perry, Britney Spears and Shia LeBouf quickly followed. 


THIS IS BUSINESS, PEOPLE.


So all I'm wondering is whyeveryonetalkswithoutspaces and the primary significance of @ and #. 

So far, I don't understand and I'm not enjoying myself. 

Ten days and several techo nightmares later, I went to log in to take another stab at this Twitter phenomenon. 


I forgot my password. 


Gave up. 


And there goes that project. 


Good thing Twitter is free.

Because if faced with the responsibility of trying to figure out how to deactivate a Twitter account, it's probably going to send me over the edge.


It is free, right?




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